Back by popular demand, it’s another caption contest. You know the deal. Drop us a funny/witty/smart caption in the comment section or on Twitter for a chance to win a t-shirt autographed by two Marquette players. We will pick a winner Friday afternoon during our weekly radio show so be sure to listen in. The only stipulation is you must be able to pick your prize up either Friday at Johnston Hall or Saturday at the Bradley Center before the game. Let’r rip.
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Paint Touches 
Guy’s! Don’t touch the court, it’s made of lava!
Brace yourself…300 lb. behemoth on its way down!
Jamail Jones: “Everyone sit back down, Buzz just called me in!”
Guys don’t be like Cinci! We don’t clear the bench we win!
“you guys clearly don’t know how to play ‘hot lava'”
Jones, junior, Wilson, and Juan, “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Jamil Wilson, “LOUD NOISES!”
Surprise trust fall!
Who installed this invisible fence?!
“Junior, help me I cant hold em back any longer!”
Whoa, dudes! It’s OK to tilt the court so we play better in the second half, but not that much!
The nominees for best new commer are: Derrick Wilson, Juan Anderson, Jamil Wilson.
And the winner is Jamil Wilson!
Jamail: Not bad, Junior, but this is the way you are supposed to block out.
Omg!!! Dwade, lebron, and FROZENA are here!!!!! #captionchallenge #painttouches
Guys, I know Junior’s shoes look ridiculous, but don’t hurt!
Oh yea no sprints tomorrow in practice with that paint touch
**Typo in my first one. Guys, I know Junior’s shoes look ridiculous, but don’t hurt him!
Junior Cadougan “Hey Jamail! Am I doin it right?!”
Jamail Jones “Try widening your feet a little and put a body on someone dawg!”
Jamail “Guys! Sit down otherwise Buzz will make us run till we puke on Monday”
Choo, did you steal this idea from the Jim Engelking submission above?
Bend over and take it!! Oooh ya!!
Get over here junior! It won’t be much longer until they break through my force field
Jamil Wilson “Thank you thank you! You’re all too kind, I’ll be back this saturday” as he throws up a sign to the fans
Jamil Wilson “Thank you thank you, youre too kind. Ill be back Saturday” as he flashes a sign to the crowd.
Das was up. if only i could get in.
The team plays their own version of musical chairs AFTER halftime.
Keep it classy, guys. No bench clearing brawls. I gotchu!
Jamail -Put me in coach! I can block out now. Its the second half.
Jamil- Were up 20 points guys…
Junior- Why are we all trying to sit on the toilet?
Who passed gas?